Nepotism never stopped the Bulldogs from grabbing a guy who can skate. So Doogie's brother-in-law was a no brainer for full time. A player who can play both offense and defense, a great guy to have on the team. We're sure that if he knew what he was getting into joining this team he would have taken up can-jam instead.

Alfie gets his nickname from his striking resemblance to MAD magazine's Alfred E. Newman..