To get your own feature on the Moose Report you must be a pretty popular guy in the locker room. That is Achmed, I mean Goomba. His smooth demeaner when taking multiple penalties is a model for the rest of the team. "You did it, you deserved it, now shut up" is usually the quote heard by whinning team mates. Just remember to bring the beer, or you may have trouble when starting your car after the game...

Joe trains in the offseason at a low budget camp in northwest Pakistan.