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Trying to find inner peace and serenity, Tex went to southeast Asia to find the meaning of life. Word is that he's already sick of the food, spinning the prayer wheel, and the home-made thong underwear has given him a bad rash.

Rumor has it that he was kicked out of the Monastery after punching the chief priest in the face for riding him about breaking the vow of silence. Called the Dalai Llama a pussy too.

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

NEW for PS3, X-Box, and Wii, Tex Penn's favorite arcade game...

 

Whac-a-Reg!!!

 

"There's no better thrill than knockin' out a Reg."

-Kevin MillerTime

 

 

 

 

 

"Hey Reilly, does that thing ever hit zero?"

 

 

 
This is why Reg has joined MillerTime's newest club, "The Biggest Loser" competition at LMS!

 
Super Dave in disguise as Mr. Kotter in the witness protection program (after punching out former student).
No words can make this any funnier!

 
Nice shot Fast-Eddie. But can you make a bank shot from inside your own blue-line. Step aside before I choke slam you!

 
The Skippy Salute. Truly an honor to receive.

 
The Bulldogs Training Handbook. A great gift idea.

 
Former Bulldog Danny Kobel, shown here in one of his many jobs as the last clown to get out of the mini-car at the circus.

 
Hornedog's shot deflection technique.

 

 
Alvis' favorite "pony" to bet on at Saratoga.
Is Mr. Sulu his jockey?
Spicoli dressed up as an undercover DEA agent at his annual halloween party.

 

 

 

 

 
Giving the Skippy Salute on Bulldogs 1980s  HAIR BAND NIGHT.
The man who couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat!

 

 
The same man who thinks he's Captain Bulls eye because he bought a new stick.

 

 

Tex Penn puttin' on the pads.

 

The original "Super Fan."

 

 

 

 

RT as backup umbrella holder for Michael at his last trial.

 

 

 

Alvis' post office banner.

 

 

Danny Kobel at another post-Bulldog job, working at Pepe's Taco Village.

 

 

Press conference unveils newest Bulldog, MillerTime.

 

 

Another post-Bulldog job for Danny as U2's replacement drummer. Not bad for a white boy with no rhythm.

The young motor-mouth that would eventually become the Hornedog.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Photo from Reg's book, "How to Diplomatically Deal with on-ice Officials."

 

 

 

 

Sin Bin's media guide photo from his rookie year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is the article from the Washington Post, March 1995 that we were talking about in the locker room.

 

People in Virginia did not read it close enough, so the rumor started around my school by 8 AM that I went home to Buffalo for the weekend and got beat up by John Muckler.

 

- Reg