2008-2009 Season Game 3: BULLDOGS 4
  Affordable Chiro 3
 

The Moose Sez:

Bulldogs Hump Affordable Chiro From Behind, Crack Their Backs 4-3.

 

GAME REPORT:

  • Super Dave made his 08-09 season debut, and just in time. The dogs got off to another typical slow start and quickly fell into a 2-1 hole just 2:33 into the game. They righted the ship after that but still fell further back at 3-0 in the 2nd. Then they got rolling. Kentucky scored the first goal (his 3rd in three games) at 8:27. Three minutes later Reg got a deflection in on a nice play by Super Dave and Tex (Reg just got in the way). With :55 left in the period, Sob tied the game up and that stunned Affordable Chiro. While they were still reeling, Super Dave got the game winner just 15 seconds into the 3rd. All the goals except for Super's were on the powerplay, a nice sign for the season. After that it was a hard fought game with the dogs killing several penalties. The Bulldogs move to 2-1 on the season.
  • Skippy was sensational in goal. Shots were not recorded for this one, but he must have stopped at least 50 shots, including three key saves on #10 late in the game.
  • Kentucky now has three goals in three games, showing the nose for the net.
  • Super Dave celebrated his first game with a goal and an assist (game winning goal).
  • Smoke sets up two more goals and is tied for the league lead in scoring after three games.
  • Jimmy The Finch Formato took to the ice for the first time as well and chipped in an assist. He also did not trip over any blue lines this week.
  • The Meat Line was outstanding as they frustrated the top scorers from Affordable Chiro most of the night.
  • The Bulldogs lead the league in peanalty minutes by a mile so far (NOT a good sign for the season!).
  • NEXT UP: The Lightning

 

Click Here for Gordie's Photo Album.

 

 

Peter Puck's

Hockey Tips for the Clueless...

"Hey Kids, you know you are giving the other team a rash when they start referring to your lines by their nicknames. Like when they say things such as 'Come on, it's the Meat Line dammit!' "

 

 

 

Tim Horton's

Biggest Tim-Bits of the Week:

Skippy

The big dude had Tim-Bits the size of cantaloupes last week, and they got in the way of a few Affordable Chiro shots.


 

 

 

Skippy Salute of the Week:

Tex Penn

For the Alvis warm up-like shot at Slob's head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Slobism of the Week

"If Reg gets just ONE call reversed by a ref with all his chirping, l'll vote for him for president since that would be a REAL CHANGE."

 

 

 

 

 

The Best of Silent Bob the Spammer

MISSING HUSBAND

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"

The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out
to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Beerman List

"I think all of you should man-up and not wear shoulder pads anymore, like me!"
  1. DATE:
  2. Oct 17
    Oct 23
    Oct 30
    Nov 3
    Nov 13
    Nov 20
    Nov 24
    Dec 1

    Dec 12
    Dec 18
    August 29
    September 4
    September 19
    September 25

    February21
  3. February 29
  4. March 14
  5. March 21
  6. March 27
  7. March 28
  8. April 3
  9. April 11
  10. April 18
  11. April 24
  12. April 29
  13. May 8
  14. May 22
  15. Qtr Finals
  1. BEERMAN:
  2. Alvis
    Goomba Express (for Greg)
    Silent Bob
    Super Dave
    Tex
    Doogie
    Slob
    Goalie (Jeff or Skip)
    Reilly
    Sin Bin

    Tex Penn
    Sin-Bin
    Lumpy
    Reg

    Jiffy Jeff
  3. Smoke
  4. No Beer (boo hoo hoo)
  5. Reg
  6. Lumpy
  7. Lumpy & Reg
  8. Sponge Bob
  9. Mullet Ron
  10. Silent Bob
    Tex Penn
    Super Dave
    Kentucky
  11. Reg
  12. Doogie

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Rocket Sez:

La ligne de viande était filet d'U.S.D.A de la catégorie "A" cette semaine. Ils ont obtenu sous tout le monde la peau comme une éruption.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grandma Mooseknuckle,

keepin' it real...

 

One good thing about the last game, Skippy was so freakin' busy stopping shots he didn't have time to worry about his blood pressure!

Next time they ought to charge you guys admission since you all watch the friggin' play in your zone so much.