The Moose Sez:

"Dogs Do Their Best Wiley Coyote Impression, Have Acme Anvil Dropped on Them by Outlaws 11-1."

Winter League 2011-2012

This was one of those train wrecks you didn't want to watch happen, even the Bulldogs. They did a good job of turning their heads while Outlaw players scooped up rebounds during in the shooting gallery known as the defensive zone. The dogs failed to show up for this one on time (literally) and were down 3-0 before everyone was warmed up. The game was over pretty much by the end of the 1st, with the Outlaws staked out to a 4-0 lead. With the score 7-1 at the end of two, the dogs got a little chippy, but surprinsingly, the total PMs were just 18. Skippy is still waiting for his new kevlar mask to come from California. He should add a SWAT team kevlar vest to his order for the next target practice the team holds.

No bright spots for this game, but amazingly, the team is still not out of the running for the last playoff spot.

 

 

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SKIPPY'S  e-bay Trading Deal of the Week

Which headgear will Skippy use this week between the pipes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peter Puck's

Hockey Tips for the Clueless...

Go back to drinking before the game. At least people are funnier on the bench.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Skippy Salute of the Week:

#2 on the Outlaws...

...he kicked our asses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Slobism of the Week

"Takin a page from the Sabres playbook and playing the lookout defense."

 

 

 

 

 

Goomba's Dirty Bomb of the Week

"Want I want to know is when do we start the 'Jameson Man' list?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Beerman List

This is the "no shitty beer dance!".
  1. Date Beerman
    September 9 Goomba
    September 16  Smoke
    September 30  Lumpy
    October 7 Doogie
    October 21 Sin
    October 27 Tex
    November 4 Tommy Boy
    November 10 Reg
    November 25 Slob
    December 2 Silent Bob
    December 16 Sponge Bob
    December 23 Kostecky
    December 30 Tommy Boy
    January 12 Opie (have dad buy it)
    January 20 Rick
    February 3 Goomba
    February 10 Smoke
    February 16 Lumpy
    February 24 Super Dave
    March 9 Sin
    Game 21 Doogie
    Game 22 Tex
       
       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grandma Mooseknuckle,

keepin' it real...

 

Why don't you guys hire that Italian asshole to captain your "playoff-run" ship?.