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2 Mullet
Ron
DEFENSE
Height: 5' 9" Weight: 170 Shoots: Right
Home: In the 1980s.
First Season with Bulldogs: 2002-03
| Bulldogs Playing Record: | |||||
GP |
G |
A |
PTS |
PM |
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| Lifetime | 164 |
8 |
37 |
45 |
68 |
After taking summer 2008 off, the broomball reject is back and ready for some purse-slapping Bulldog defense action. The Mullet Man may be paired up with the Texas Fart Machine to give him a reason to keep moving around out there. Always one to bring quality beer when it's his turn as beer-bitch, Ron will always hang out in the locker room and hash over all the team screw-ups after the game. It's like a therapy session with booze.
Ron is hopeful for a
Blue Oyster Cult reunion tour.