Slob is the guy you go to for the straight scoop on anything, even if the truth hurts. An Irishman with the gift of gab, he also has the ability to tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. One of the most versatile players on the team, he can play defense or forward without his hands of stone making a bit of difference at either position.

Slob and Goomba are the team's resident PhDs on Irish Whiskey with a minor in passing out cold.