Smoke has grown up and grown into the most prolific scorer in Bulldogs history. his point-per-games average is tops on the team. His increase in time in the box probably has kept him from scoring even more. Always one with a constructive piece of advice, team mates really appreciate it when he tells them things like "you couldn't bury that one?" Or when he takes a dumb penalty, gems like "that would have been a great hit if hitting were legal."

Gordie Mooseknuckle is working on a book of "Smokisms." A compilation of quotes like Yogi Berra's, only better...