Super Dave may not be on time, but his playmaking when he shows up is like clockwork. If he could only stay out of the box, what a wonderful world it would be. Super Dave has moved to defense this season to give the dogs a skater and playmaker from the blue line.It also opened up a spot for Tommy Boy to become a full timer. Maybe if he gets a new contract, he will have the money to employ a man-sevant to help him get to places on time.

Archeologists recently unearthed ancient Mayan Texts that say the day Super Dave is on time for something, it is the sign that the world is ending. So maybe there is some truth to all that 2012 bullshit.